Hilarious church banners that will surely crack your ribs.

You can't see these themes and not laugh out loud (Lol).









cyber crimes: Internet act that could send you to prison.

The Nigerian communications Commission (NCC) has warned Nigerians that the cyberspace is not aan venue to promote hatred as there are laws guiding against such.

This was made known by Mr Tony Ojobo, the director of public affairs of the commission on Monday, February 22 during a discussion on what the new media has to do with cybercrime act.

The programme which was part of the week-long Social Media Week was geared towards examining the issue of cybercrime and how it affects the new media. Ojobo who was part of the discussant explained that a lot of laws were available which internet users have failed to familiarize themselves with. He
noted that people misuse the cyberspace by making xenophobic, comments, hate speech which are contrary to what is allowed.

He cited an example that if a person receives contents that contained child
pornography and shares with other persons using the internet; the person is
likely to go to prison even though he did not produce the material.

Speaking with naij.com, The NCC public affairs director encouraged the use of the cyberspace with sense. “Developed countries don’t want regulation of the internet but it is necessary in developing countries to prevent cyber-crimes. Nigerians are not reading the law which is why media users, bloggers and journalist are sometimes sent to prison when they don’t get their facts right.”
Ojobo explained that the laws were not there to deny Nigerians their freedom
of expression but to prevent people from inciting hatred.

See exchange rate of naira to other Africa countries under Buhari's regime.


EXCHANGE RATE: Nigeria(Under Buhari) against other Africa countries.

South Africa: Rand 1 = 13 Naira

Angola: 1 kwanza = 2 Naira

Botswana: 1 Pula = 18 Naira

Cape Verde: 1 Escudo = 2 Naira

Algeria: 1 Dinar = 2 Naira

Egypt: 1 Pound = 25 Naira

Eritrea: 1 Nakata = 13 Naira

Ethiopia: 1 Birr = 9 Naira

Ghana: 1 Cedi = 50 Naira

Gambia 1 Dalasi = 5 Naira

Kenya: 1 shilling = 3 Naira

Liberia: 1 Dinar = 4 Naira

Lesotho: 1 Loti = 14 Naira

Libya: 1 Dinar = 146 Naira

Morrocco: 1 Dirham = 146 Naira

Madagascar: 1 Ariary = 4 Naira

Mauritius: 1 Rupee = 6 Naira

Malawi: 1 kwacha = 11 Naira

Mozambique: 1 Metical = 4 Naira

Namibia: 1 Dollar = 12 Naira

Seychelles: 1 Rupee = 12 Naira

Sudan: 1 pound = 32 Naira

Swaziland: 1 Lilangeri = 13 Naira

Tunisia: 1 Dinar = 100 Naira

Zambia: 1 kwacha = 18 Naira

10 things you need to know about the #50 stamp duty.

As expected, many Nigerians have expressed theirdissatisfaction on the announcement by CBN instructing all DMBs (Deposit Money Banks) in the country to place a N50 charge on every transaction from N1,000.

In order to avoid any further confusion, here is what you need to know about the CBN’s N50 stamp duty:

1. It is an Act that was passed into law called the Stamp Duties Act 2004 and Federal Government Financial Regulations 2009, but now being implemented in 2016.

2. The Stamp Duty charge is not being imposed by the Banks, but by the Federal government through the CBN.

3. The imposition of the Stamp Duties Act at this time is to enhance the governments revenue generation drive which has become necessary due to the fall in global oil prices.

Ancient bible claims Jesus Christ was not crucified.

A 1500-year-old Bible found in Turkey claims Jesus Christ was not crucified

– It also states he was not the son of God but a Prophet

– Religious authorities insist that the book is authentic

Earth-shattering news are coming from various websites! The 1500-year-old Bible, which was discovered in Ankara, Turkey’s capital, in 2000, refutes the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Moreover, it says that he was not the son of God but a Prophet, who didn’t die and ascended into heaven alive.


The 1500-year-old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara
It also states that it was Judas Iscariot who was actually crucified and calls Apostle Paul the Impostor. This information was taken from the gospel of Barnabas, who in this work is one of the twelve apostles.

Teenage boy impregnated 16 girls in a pool.

16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald
this morning.

A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men (Tommy Coulter) attending the birthday celebration ejacu.lated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.
“Nothing like an or.gy” Tommy Coulter claims there was no se.x at the party
at all and that he only ejacu.lated in the pool by accident.

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild se.x org.y going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a vir.gin
and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what
it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere. “Highly” potent sperm Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes Tommy Coulter has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.
“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids
than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.

Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo anabortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.

See this new anti-rape condom.

Rape-axe condoms are designed to wear like tampons. The inner portion contains teeth. Once a penis enters into it, it gets stuck and only doctors can remove it. Girls can get the time to escape. Dr. Sonnet Ehlers who worked with rape victims for four decades believes her product would discourage rapists. Once the spikes containing condom gets hooked on, it
creates terrible pain making the person even unable to walk. That may give time to the victim to escape easily.

Source: http://afriwap.com/global-world-news/scientist-invents-anti-rape-condoms-for-women/

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