You can't see these themes and not laugh out loud (Lol).
cyber crimes: Internet act that could send you to prison.
The Nigerian communications Commission (NCC) has warned Nigerians that the cyberspace is not aan venue to promote hatred as there are laws guiding against such.
This was made known by Mr Tony Ojobo, the director of public affairs of the commission on Monday, February 22 during a discussion on what the new media has to do with cybercrime act.
The programme which was part of the week-long Social Media Week was geared towards examining the issue of cybercrime and how it affects the new media. Ojobo who was part of the discussant explained that a lot of laws were available which internet users have failed to familiarize themselves with. He
noted that people misuse the cyberspace by making xenophobic, comments, hate speech which are contrary to what is allowed.
He cited an example that if a person receives contents that contained child
pornography and shares with other persons using the internet; the person is
likely to go to prison even though he did not produce the material.
Speaking with naij.com, The NCC public affairs director encouraged the use of the cyberspace with sense. “Developed countries don’t want regulation of the internet but it is necessary in developing countries to prevent cyber-crimes. Nigerians are not reading the law which is why media users, bloggers and journalist are sometimes sent to prison when they don’t get their facts right.”
Ojobo explained that the laws were not there to deny Nigerians their freedom
of expression but to prevent people from inciting hatred.
See exchange rate of naira to other Africa countries under Buhari's regime.
EXCHANGE RATE: Nigeria(Under Buhari) against other Africa countries.
South Africa: Rand 1 = 13 Naira
Angola: 1 kwanza = 2 Naira
Botswana: 1 Pula = 18 Naira
Cape Verde: 1 Escudo = 2 Naira
Algeria: 1 Dinar = 2 Naira
Egypt: 1 Pound = 25 Naira
Eritrea: 1 Nakata = 13 Naira
Ethiopia: 1 Birr = 9 Naira
Ghana: 1 Cedi = 50 Naira
Gambia 1 Dalasi = 5 Naira
Kenya: 1 shilling = 3 Naira
Liberia: 1 Dinar = 4 Naira
Lesotho: 1 Loti = 14 Naira
Libya: 1 Dinar = 146 Naira
Morrocco: 1 Dirham = 146 Naira
Madagascar: 1 Ariary = 4 Naira
Mauritius: 1 Rupee = 6 Naira
Malawi: 1 kwacha = 11 Naira
Mozambique: 1 Metical = 4 Naira
Namibia: 1 Dollar = 12 Naira
Seychelles: 1 Rupee = 12 Naira
Sudan: 1 pound = 32 Naira
Swaziland: 1 Lilangeri = 13 Naira
Tunisia: 1 Dinar = 100 Naira
Zambia: 1 kwacha = 18 Naira
10 things you need to know about the #50 stamp duty.
As expected, many Nigerians have expressed theirdissatisfaction on the announcement by CBN instructing all DMBs (Deposit Money Banks) in the country to place a N50 charge on every transaction from N1,000.
In order to avoid any further confusion, here is what you need to know about the CBN’s N50 stamp duty:
1. It is an Act that was passed into law called the Stamp Duties Act 2004 and Federal Government Financial Regulations 2009, but now being implemented in 2016.
2. The Stamp Duty charge is not being imposed by the Banks, but by the Federal government through the CBN.
3. The imposition of the Stamp Duties Act at this time is to enhance the governments revenue generation drive which has become necessary due to the fall in global oil prices.
In order to avoid any further confusion, here is what you need to know about the CBN’s N50 stamp duty:
1. It is an Act that was passed into law called the Stamp Duties Act 2004 and Federal Government Financial Regulations 2009, but now being implemented in 2016.
2. The Stamp Duty charge is not being imposed by the Banks, but by the Federal government through the CBN.
3. The imposition of the Stamp Duties Act at this time is to enhance the governments revenue generation drive which has become necessary due to the fall in global oil prices.
Ancient bible claims Jesus Christ was not crucified.
A 1500-year-old Bible found in Turkey claims Jesus Christ was not crucified
– It also states he was not the son of God but a Prophet
– Religious authorities insist that the book is authentic
Earth-shattering news are coming from various websites! The 1500-year-old Bible, which was discovered in Ankara, Turkey’s capital, in 2000, refutes the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Moreover, it says that he was not the son of God but a Prophet, who didn’t die and ascended into heaven alive.
The 1500-year-old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara
It also states that it was Judas Iscariot who was actually crucified and calls Apostle Paul the Impostor. This information was taken from the gospel of Barnabas, who in this work is one of the twelve apostles.
– It also states he was not the son of God but a Prophet
– Religious authorities insist that the book is authentic
Earth-shattering news are coming from various websites! The 1500-year-old Bible, which was discovered in Ankara, Turkey’s capital, in 2000, refutes the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Moreover, it says that he was not the son of God but a Prophet, who didn’t die and ascended into heaven alive.
The 1500-year-old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara
It also states that it was Judas Iscariot who was actually crucified and calls Apostle Paul the Impostor. This information was taken from the gospel of Barnabas, who in this work is one of the twelve apostles.
Teenage boy impregnated 16 girls in a pool.
16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald
this morning.
A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men (Tommy Coulter) attending the birthday celebration ejacu.lated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.
“Nothing like an or.gy” Tommy Coulter claims there was no se.x at the party
at all and that he only ejacu.lated in the pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild se.x org.y going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a vir.gin
and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what
it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere. “Highly” potent sperm Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes Tommy Coulter has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.
“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids
than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo anabortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.
this morning.
A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men (Tommy Coulter) attending the birthday celebration ejacu.lated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.
“Nothing like an or.gy” Tommy Coulter claims there was no se.x at the party
at all and that he only ejacu.lated in the pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild se.x org.y going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a vir.gin
and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what
it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere. “Highly” potent sperm Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes Tommy Coulter has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.
“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids
than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo anabortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.
See this new anti-rape condom.
Rape-axe condoms are designed to wear like tampons. The inner portion contains teeth. Once a penis enters into it, it gets stuck and only doctors can remove it. Girls can get the time to escape. Dr. Sonnet Ehlers who worked with rape victims for four decades believes her product would discourage rapists. Once the spikes containing condom gets hooked on, it
creates terrible pain making the person even unable to walk. That may give time to the victim to escape easily.
Source: http://afriwap.com/global-world-news/scientist-invents-anti-rape-condoms-for-women/
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creates terrible pain making the person even unable to walk. That may give time to the victim to escape easily.
Source: http://afriwap.com/global-world-news/scientist-invents-anti-rape-condoms-for-women/
See what C.Ronaldo revealed he would love to steal from Messi
Cristiano Ronaldo has been asked to pick one quality he’d like from Lionel Messi - and he’s given an honest answer.
The Real Madrid star, along with his Barcelona rivals Messi and Neymar, was speaking at the Ballon d’Or pre-award show press conference on Monday where the Argentine is heavily expected to win the trophy for the fifth time in his career.
Both Messi and Ronaldo were asked which quality they would take from each other, and the Portugal international admitted: “Yes, his left foot his really good, I would like to have that!”
Messi, meanwhile, was a bit more vague.
“What Cristiano has is lots of quality, lots of good things that every player would like as well,” said the Barcelona forward.
“But I am the way I am, and he is the way he is. We each have individual personalities and we have both very good things that everybody should have as footballers.”
Neymar was a bit more humble and admitted he would like to have feet from both Messi and Ronaldo.
Scientist discovers the real face of Jesus.
Ever wondered what Jesus really looked like? An answer may have emerged on popularmechanics.com from an exciting new field of science “forensic anthropology”. This follows a discovery from British scientists, assisted by Israeli archeologists, of what they believe is the most accurate image of the most famous face in human history.
While this field of science, “forensic anthropology” is usually used to solve crimes, Richard Neave, a medical
artist retired from the University of Manchester in England, realized it also could shed light on the appearance of Jesus.
This is not Neave’s first discovery as he has ventured into controversial areas before. Over the past two decades, he had reconstructed dozens of famous faces, including Philip II of Macedonia, the father of Alexander the Great, and King Midas of Phrygia. In order to create an accurate portrait of Jesus, Neave and his research team’s first step was to
acquire skulls from near Jerusalem, the region where Jesus lived and preached.
With three well-preserved specimens from the time of Jesus in hand, Neave used computerized tomography to create X-ray “slices” of the skulls, thus revealing minute details about each one’s structure. Special computer programmes then evaluated reams of information about known measurements of the
thickness of soft tissue at key areas on human faces. This made it possible to re-create the muscles and skin overlying a representative Semite skull.
https://www.naij.com/664840-photo-real-face-Jesus -uncovered.html?_e_pi_=7%2cpage_id10%2c8771107472?
_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8771107472
Homes made of plastics and mud built by Nigerians.
The technique used to build these innovative homes is called bottle walls. Plastic bottles are filled with mud and then stacked with cement. These houses produce zero carbon emissions and maintain good temperatures. The best part is this technique addresses pollution and shortage of
housing simultaneously.
5 things to work on before you graduate.
1. Spoken english
It is so sad that majority of Nigerian students in tertiary institutions don't bother about polishing their spoken and
written english. Some graduates speak english worse than a toddler, making one wonder what they spent 16yrs doing
in school. You hear them spew gabbage like "he come and slap me and I come and beat him". If you speak such
english to an interviewer, even with first class clearly written on your CV, he will probably think you runzed your way through school. The use of words like yeah, goddamn, omo, sh*t, f**k etc should be stopped cos they don't portray you as a decent person.
2. Mode of dressing
Looking fly on campus was one of the things I enjoyed during my undergraduate days. It was fun cos you had so much of the opposite sex around to admire you. The moment I graduated, my orientation changed. Not that a graduate should stop wearing denims and sneakers, but sagging and putting on studs with crazy hairstyle should come to a stop if such a person wants to fit into the corporate world. In the corporate world, you get to mingle with matured or married men with enough decency. Sagging in their midst will make you look kiddo. Just cos your favourite musician davido sags his trousers doesn't
mean you should do thesame. He gets paid to do that while you could get fired for doing thesame.
3. Spendthrift attitude
The first time I heard someone say his salary is 70k, I hissed and mocked him in my mind cos that was the same amount we students spent on phones just to oppress each other. Now I've seen people earning less than 45k even with years of experience. What kind of person do you think you'll turn out to be when all you want is the latest expensive gadgets? In the real world, no one cares about the kind of phone you use. Even on naija campus these days, girls have stopped falling for a guy because of the
phone he uses, they now trip for flashy cars. So, before you spend that huge amount on a phone, ask yourself this
question: "is it going to improve my standard of living?". I didn't know I could turn my smart phone to a mini laptop
with WPS, Excel etc until I got employed. My phone was all about BBM, Whatsapp and Facebook. I now saw the full potential of the phone. You need to cut down on your spendings. Also, get the idea of clubbing off your mind or itmight ruin your pockets. The money saved from disciplining yourself can be used to start something great. Use your head.
4. Laziness
You remember how you use to complain about the large notebooks you have to read for exams? If you lack a good
reading culture, it is certain you will be bereft of ideas to contribute to a company's growth. You are always seen
reading gossip blogs where you are updated with the lifestyle of celebrities but lack the idea of what the top 20
questions interviewers ask. Scaling through campus days as a lazy person doesn't mean such is likely to continue in
the real world. Carrying on with laziness is what leads to prostitution, where a lady feels she can use her body to fetch her daily bread instead of her brain, or where a guy still expects his uncle to be the one to help him achieve his targets even after getting him a job through nepotism. You get to wonder why they spent 16yrs developing their brain in school.
5. Pride
I remember when I was in my final year at school, I was always happy about what the future held for me. I knew I
was going to get a job that pays 350k immediately I graduated. Reality slapped me in the face when my first offer was a job paying 30k. I had no choice but to take the offer cos I was already tired of adding more months to the six months I had spent at home just sleeping. Luckily for me, that job paved the way for a better one cos it gave me the needed experience recruiters want to see on a CV. I've now realise that 350k is only feasible for those in the oil sector and those with huge years of experience, not a fresh graduate who doesn't know his left from his right. As you are about graduating, never see any job as demeaning. Take it up while you continue searching for a better one. This gives you experience. A bird in hand is better than a million in the bush. Remember, you are a
nobody and no one gives a damn about you out there. So, drop your pride and use your head and hands or end up spending years still eating your mum's food with insults.
Written by Adewole Segun
http://lifestyletonight.blogspot.co.ke/2015/12/things-to-work-on-before-graduation.html?m=0
List of corrupt varsities and polytechnics probed by FG.
Minister of Education Malam Adamu Adamu yesterday in Abuja inaugurated committees to investigate the managements of 10 universities and polytechnics over allegations of abuse of due process, financial mismanagement and sexual harassment.
The minister said government had received numerous complaints against the governing councils and management of some institutions and resolved to set
fact-finding committees to determine the veracity of the claims and give appropriate recommendations.
The institutions include the Federal University Dutsin-Ma, Katsina State, Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike, Abia State, University of Uyo,
Akwa Ibom state, Federal University Kashere, Gombe State, University of Abuja, FCT and University of Nsukka, Enugu state.
Others are Federal Polytechnic, Auchi, Edo State, Federal Polytechnic Oko, Anambra State, Yaba College of
Technology, Lagos State and University of Calabar, Cross River State.
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/fg-
probes-10-varsities-over-fraud-sex-
scandals/123834.html
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